How to approach cute girl?

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yo bitch what it do

why cute girl? why not girls in general?


the way you approach a girl is indirect. you start by asking her random question, not hitting on her. ''yoo me and my friends were just talking over here, and i need you to help us out. who you think lies more, girls or boys?''.

she answers something stupid, doesn't matter what it is, except if she blows you off

then you say ''by the way...'' and go into something else, leading into a conversation.

''by the way.. my friend has a problem with his girlfriend. he has some pictures of his ex girlfriend under his bed, and his girlfriend is SO mad because of this. she sais that he has to burn the pictures, or she'll break up with him.. whats up with that?''.

she answers, you go on.

this is the dialogue part. you'll be showing signs of interest with your bodylanguage and touching her while you talk.



amir delivers STRAIGHT FROM THE TEXTBOOK!!! ^^

AMIR WTFFF you screwed me over

amir quote:you'll be showing signs of interest with your bodylanguage and touching her while you talk.

this was my day at lunch:

biscuit walks up to a cute girl at lunch

biscuit:hey i was wondering if you could answer a question for me...

girl: yeah sure what is it?

biscuit: do you think men lie more than women?

girl: haha i think girls lie more

biscuit: wait do you have a penis or something? why are u insulting yourself

girl: what? no.. im a girl

biscuit: anyways... the real reason i came was to talk about my friend who was caught by his GF fucking a cat under the bed.. and shes so angry.

girl: wtf?

biscuit: yeah what do u think about this

(biscuit touches her boob)

girl: wtf are you doing?

biscuit: amir said i can touch girls while i speak to them.

(biscuit pulls out his dick and slaps her in the face)

girl: YOU BROKE MY NOSE WTF

biscuit: wtf amir said i can use body language

girl: get the fuck out

biscuit: so did i get the blowjob?

short stories by biscuit!!!!!!

rofl pro shit^^



btw, if people are REALLY interested in how to get girls, i know books and authors which describe to great detail how the dynamics work with girls, and what attracts them and what doesn't.

on a serious note: if she starts talking about her boyfriend, you try to ignore it and immediately change the topic, even if ur like Oh how is the weather. dont let her talk bout him

it's all about confidence, as corny as that sounds.

Couple of rules i know people neglect to tell you about are:

1) dont look away for too long, girls like it when you focus. Look into their eyes for a little while, if it gets creepy, just say "i like your eyes."
"No magoo, that's bad idea"
first off it's a good line. 2nd off girls like compliments no matter how cheezy it may sound. and finally, the worst thing that would happen is that the girl giggles or gives you a face, or says "nice line" (sarcastically)... dude, she didn't run away or reject you, you just say "im just kidding" girls like it when you're mean to them a lot of the time. Or say "Can we change the subject im embarrassed right now" that's a pretty funny (cute) line, girls like that too.

2) You're a GUY! and GIRLS DONT GET GUYS therefore, if you do something that you believe is cool or important, THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND.... for example: if you shoot hoops, or talk about a sport, for more than a second THEY will get bored. If you lift weight's dont talk about it, they dont care, if you actually lifted weights, your muscles will do the walking, You're not walking (home with her) if you're TALKING (about yourself)

3) Sorry i mentioned this part last, because the first 2 you should know before you approach a girl. try not to think too much. If you walk into a place and you see a girl you want to approach, either walk up to her right away like a fucking MAN and do work, or approach her off guard. Never do anything stupid like 'pretend to attack her,' she doesnt know you. Everyones different when it comes to the first line so it's really up to you, there's never advice for this, I am random so i'll say whatever comes to mind. I would say something (i've said this before) "What sound does a printer make?" You just gotta know how to follow up with how you're feeling and know what you're talking about. If she doesnt answer right away i would say "Quick quick, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... sorry it's stuflikenspire, nice try, see you on the show later, but you're gonna have to leave now." I am random ;P

ROFL
omg i laughed so hard
nice

but didnt we have like 1-2 other threads exactly like this

Magoo covered this pretty well, but I'd like to emphasize this:

Act cool. Act mysterious. Act like an asshole. Be funny.

If you stand out, you will be noticed. You will make an impression. You may now plant seed. gogo.

ummmm what?

ummmm what?

if you make a joke like "I think you're cute, except for...RIGHT.... thereee" *point at any spot* if you wanna be little more forward you can point at her breasts, but if they're small or she's subconscious about it, you gotta say "im just kidding, i think they're perfect" and give her a smile. That will usually win it for you, you could usually get a kiss on the cheek from that one. If she laughs about the joke from the start just make this face and then , and then

This post has been edited by magoo1magoo on Oct 23 2009, 05:38 AM

You guys really have no idea what you're talking about, but maybe that's why you spend all your time playing ST. ~cough~

lol lilly, i was thinking the same ^^. But it's still really funny to read all this stuff, so i didnt say anything about in the hope they would continue with stuff like this

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