The appropiate Thread, How to say / do goodbye?

Yo, StreetPreacher here with a matter of serious concern.

I kissed a girl on the cheek goodbye tonight.

Was very uncomfortable, thought she wanted to tongue joooo. I wanted to, but I didn't want to look like other guys...

More information. I don't want to shout "SLUT!" now, but I've seen her tongue other guys before me, before she got to the real deal (me). Now, her topics of conversation were school + internship + vibrators, mine were WWII + a solvable agreement between Christianity and Communism. Reachable, with the right input. Just kidding about that, we laughed at my jokes (even I did... HARD!) and had a good time. Was cold outside of her home, so had to make it quick. Couldn't make a decision, so cheek kissed her.

Good?

Y/N + motivation plix!

Serious posts only.

Fuck you, Prince, you can't post here or I delete your posts + mine.

Drunkenness befell me.

Definite plus. Speaking as a gay guy this type of attitude is what girls want ^^

You made yourself look intelligent, funny, AND classy. Was the kiss really awkward? Did she blush? Did she look disappointed? Extra info please Unless she is a total slut from the sounds of it you were pro gj

Next date don't do same thing though it will make you look like a prude. This time let her lead the conversation. Should be easy, people love to talk about themselves. She'll think you're a nerd/uninteresting if you only talk about politics (and vibrators lol?).

taking girl-tips from celestial is like trying to breathe under water; just stupid and you will make a fool out of yourself.




yeee you must push and pull. make her lol, then u say something negative. then you make her interested/laugh again, then you push her away. this builds sexual tension.

also, remember to touch her alot. feel her hair, ping her shoulder or whatever. make her comfterable to your touch. then you will get her in bed sooner; she gets used to contact between you two.




dont talk about communism or the WW. these are random talks you can talk with her after you've fucked her/got her in your pocket. its important to show ALPHAMALE characteristics now, not to show her that you've read the newest edition of the ''New Science'' magazine. tell her stories about you, stories which indicate POSITIVE things: leadership, other girls like you, you dont care what others think about you, etc.

its much more important to show her who you are, than to debate about christianity with her or talk about the WW. when she's yours, you can talk about witches and trolls, but in the early stage...you must show her as much good things about you which makes her WANT you sexually, and not as a chat-buddy.

that sounds creepy. i wouldn't know if would work though.

anyway... gj with the date!

JUST CURIOUS THOUGH how old are you and what were you drinking?

This post has been edited by theJawn on Oct 31 2009, 05:27 AM

Yeah listen to amir. Say something funny, then say something mean. Then touch her. It'll work everytime.

I'd expect nothing less than molesting and abuse from amir =/

Celestial_One: Thanks for the gay support, jo!
Uh, while we were waiting in front of her house, she looked in the big blues with hers. I probably said something like "thinking of the gentleman's approach or the slutty goodbye" and "uncomfortable, these open ended goodbyes." Could be something totally different as well. Let's say the oral door was open and waiting, and anything could happen at that moment. I was just fooling around, testing water, trying to breathe in it, you know.

Prince: "Fuck you, Prince, you can't post here or I delete your posts + mine." Your pisspoor touchy feely quasi-sexual tension approach sucks hard. I'm not out to score and get her in bed as soon as possible, dolt.

theJawn: I'm 18 and drank like some soda's and one alcoholic bevarage, she was on the sweet white wine all evening. (Alcohol is baaad)

Don't worry too much, just have fun. But don't be too slow or she will move on. Next time, kiss her for real if it feels right. Also, don't listen to amir, who wants to be like that?

S_P, you're new on these forums and you don't really know us I presume, so why would you ask internet people for dating tips? Weird...

On a more serious note.

Are you officially dating her?
If you are, then you need to get comfortable with her. I don't know abot amir's moves for your goal, because his moves are for getting sex sooner. But if theres any awkward silence when you're at her door next time, just go for it.

u dont want to get her in bed? whats is it you want then? you know you must fuck before relationship, right? imagine if you start liking her REALLY much and go into a relationship with her, and then she sucks in bed/you suck in bed in her opinion? this would ruin all the work.




yeee amir has nr1 girl-tips even to this date! i thought that as LL/cele/other proven virgins grew older, they would understand the dynamics between boys and girls. but seems as if they haven't improved over the last 4 years ^^






ps, you're not here to make her think ur a fun guy only. this is why ppl like LL often get the ''lets just be friends? '' comment when they try to get more intimate with the girl after 4 weeks of just hanging out. do some research at what girls are evolutionary programmed to sexually desire, and you will see that whatever i say = makes HUGE sense.

the approach of LL/cele works on dogs. my suggestion for an approach would work an ANY girl, and the hotter the girl is, the more effective it is to be asshole-ish towards her without truly offending her, while at the same time showing signs of interest.

girls who are used to boring guys(in their mind) like celestial walking up to them 7 times per day saying ''hi, whats ur name? i really like ur hair '' REALLY fall for the approach i described.

This post has been edited by Prince on Oct 31 2009, 08:25 PM

Amir I'm much more effeminate than you. I'm gay. I understand girls 234123123x more than you. I'm not a virgin stop acting like I'm some inexperienced little kid. You keep talking about fucking girls on the first date. THIS GUY WANTS TO ACTUALLY HAVE A RELATIONSHIP NOT A 1 NIGHT STAND. Jesus christ. If you honestly get girlfriends like this then you're dating whores which is gross and unsatisfying.

Amir is the type of guy that ends up abusing his girlfriend because she went to the library and didn't call. Don't listen to him it's disgusting. Girls can geniunely TELL when you want to date them and not be a friend. That fact that he went out on a DATE proves this. It's apparent he likes this girl. Don't screw it up by fucking her first this is the stupidest thing you can do.

ITT: kids pretending to know about relationships

what you should think: romance is a learning experience. dont expect to get it right the first few times.

ye ur a virgin. evidence: your theory about girls, you got no sixpack, and you've sais so yourself. dont talk as if you're any better at girls than at st ^^

they dont want to date you if you want to date them yet act like an unexperienced pussy(like cele/LL). do what i say kiddo, trust the pros.

?? 1. how does that prove anything 2. i dont go on dates lol.

ye listen to the virgin, as if he knows what works ^^



amir theory = not just amir experience. its mix of evolutionary theory about girls sexual attractions, common sense and some experience trying this out. amir = nr1 theory girl master yeee.

your first and only problem was thinking of coming to us for advice... Be yourself and do what you want to do is the best advice anyone could give anyone about talking to girls... Do whatever the fuck you want to.... it's really all just a game.

Yeah do what amir says I read it in a book somewhere!

If you physically abuse the girl and break her down mentally she'll think she is nothing without you. By doing this you can ensure that she will stay with you and do whatever you want. You honestly have to believe she is nothing without you. I mean in the end they are objects. Do whatever can get you laid. AMIR LEGENDdzz!

YEEEee Nr1 Girl abuzsing LegEND. DoNE FRom experience unlike kiddos like Cele/LL. They are huge nabz

you last paragraph was right cele. seems like improving. gjgj.

but yeee anyone who knows basics about girls knows amir = only one with good theory in here, and partially magoo ''yee do whatever, its just a game''. ppl who know more than basics will give you same tips i give you + even more/better stuff.



amir/gosusheep/partially magoo(but he got bad shit as well) = forum posters who can tell you what to do. other bnet ppl include cow, and sidey(tho sidey takes it too extreme, much more than me. ''say whatever you want'' he defines as ''yoo saying that she looks like a penguin taking a shit is LEGEND line''.

rest = either ppl who get girls but dno what exactly they are attracted to, so they tell you to buy the girl flowers and chocolate...ooooooor they are like cele, who get NO girls, and tell you to buy the girls flowers and chocolate.

media = teaches cele what girls like, not logical reasoning. ''yoo its romantic to open the door for the girl and give her a flower and tell her that her new shoes are pretty !!! ''.

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