The Hypocrite Test!

Its very simple just answer the questions below!

1. Do you like getting blow jobs?
2. Do you like getting hand jobs?
3. Do you like giving blow jobs?
4. Do you like giving hand jobs?



If you answered questions 1 and 2 yes and 3 and 4 no you are a Hypocrite!
If you answered questions 1 and 2 yes and 3 and 4 yes you are Gay!
If you answered questions 1 and 2 no and 3 and 4 yes you are a Hypocrite!
If you answered questions 1 and 2 no and 3 and 4 no you are a ...!

This post has been edited by Mr.Legs on Nov 5 2009, 01:46 AM

Hey what do you know I'm not a hypocrite!

me neither ^^

You seem to have forgotten:
If you answered questions 1 and 2 no and 3 and 4 no you are <>!

i think amir and ecid answered something along the lines of

1.yes
2.no
3.yes
4.no

or

1. yes
2. no
3. no
4. no

thus avoiding any of criteria for being a hypocrite.

why do you mention me maverick? i haven't seen this thread before now lol.


would you like getting 15 billion dollars? would you like to give away 15 billion dollars? ye everyone in here is a hypocrite!!!!


btw, most people in here like to get blow+handjobs. and most ppl like to give blow/handjobs as well, you just dont know it! the problem is that you have a problem with giving certain individuals handjobs/blowjobs. but most people in here are frequently giving themselves a handjob + would give themselves a blowjob if their physical features allowed them to.


so most of us are not hypocrites....we just have problem giving certain things to certain people ^^

yes amir, a world will be opened for you the day you get a boyfriend, i promis you!

yes amir, a world will be opened for you the day you get a boyfriend, i promis you!

@Bibber: "Sigh" Amir dislikes you, stop trying. I knew this decently good looking chik who used to treat me like shit, always punched me for no frigan reason, bagged me if I missed a shot or something in basketball all of this happened when I was in primary school. When I moved up in highschool she asked me out and said that all the shit she did was because she liked me, that she wanted my attention, but didn't want others to know she liked me. So instead of doing good shit she would just get my attention in a bad way.......... This bibber seems to be what you are doing to amir, he doesn't like you, he's not gay, get over it. Build ze bridge and start walking.......

Back on ze topic:
Does fingering count as a handjob? It's an part of ones hand mannnnennns.... And sometimes rofl, if the girl is hugely loose (Not that I would know because I only been wit tight girls so far mannnenns) You could fit your hand in there thus fisting, thus giving the girl a handjob!

Ok now about giving head, going down on a hot girl who is waxed = something I have done and will do again, I don't mind it?? and the reaction the girl gets is awesome ^^. I consider licking a girl out giving head to a girl, therefore..........
If it does count then Give both and get both <3. Otherwise poor me I'm an hypocrite?

Anywayz there is my two cents for the day!

This post has been edited by SheepGod on Nov 9 2009, 01:29 PM

wow sheepgod, you are so insightfull. like, ye you are so right! i totally have internet crush on amir !

I get turned on from all the flaming and calling names i get from amir, and thats why i 'keep bothering' him.

No you retard, its just that amirs posts are 100% antilogic and completely retarded yet not a single admin seems to realize it.

it seems like noone sees it apart from the people i flame for being retarded in the first place ^^ huge fail @ bibber.

same case with elencia, same case with everyone.

1. yes
2. yes
3. no
4. yes, giving myself handjobs

easy

i think amir and ecid answered something along the lines of

1.yes
2.no
3.yes
4.no

or

1. yes
2. no
3. no
4. no

thus avoiding any of criteria for being a hypocrite.

I was actualy

1. yes
2. yes
3. no
4. yes

o.o...

This post has been edited by eciD on Nov 10 2009, 06:20 AM